FACEBOOK GIVEAWAY!

Three (3) FREE Books! And NO Postage. All you have to do is like my author page (Gregory E. Zschomler) and say you want to win. If you've already liked my page just post that you wanna win. There will be ONE winner chosen randomly from all entries. No purchase required. 

Young readers (or the parents/grandparents) are encouraged to enter (the books are excellent for readers 12-15). Contest closes September 1, 2014. Please share with young readers you know.

Here's what you could win: 

The entire Bayou Boys Adventure series (Voodoo Virus, Marsh Monster, Playhouse Phantom), plus a free surprise extra. 

Chance of winning depends on the number of entries. If more than twenty (20) people enter I will also send out a consolation prize (a copy of Voodoo Virus) to a second winner. If thirty (30) people enter they'll be a second consolation prize (same); and so on for every ten additional entries.

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Read the eBook today and become a better storyteller. No hitch. No gimmick. Why are is he giving it away? Because the world is a better place when great people are set free to tell their stories. How to Tell a Story is his gift to you. Enjoy.

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Mardi Gras Deeply Discounted Deals on Books

Tomorrow (Fat Tuesday) is MARDI GRAS and I'm feelin' generous. What I'm going to do is [for a limited time only] offer up some DEEP DISCOUNTS (deeper than ever due to some overstock) of my books and seasonings. AND...

Every purchase (except the most recent book) comes with a lagniappe (/ˈlænjæp/ LAN-yap) which in Louisiana is a small gift given to a customer by a merchant at the time of a purchase. I'm (get this crazy thing) throwing in a couple of strings of Mardi Gras throw beads in every box.

So here are the 3D deeply discounted deals (drum roll please):

A Bundle of all 3 BAYOU BOYS books for (whoa) just $15! Never before have I offered this set (retail valued at $25) at such a deep discount. [Marsh Monster and Playhouse Phantom are usually $8.99 and Voodoo Virus is normally $6.99.]*

Now the CAJUN and CARIBBEAN COOKBOOK. Price: FREE! (A $6 value.) That's right, you get the cookbook 100% free when you buy my two pack seasoning mix set. AND I've slashed the price on these as well. The two cup set: that's one cup of RAGIN' CAJUN and one cup of JERK RUB for twelve measly bucks. Normally $15, now just $12 with the cookbook (which sold quite well at the Home and Garden Show).*

Finally, I'm gonna let paperback copies of LIGHTS CAMERA WORSHIP! ($15 retail) go for the online ebook price of just $10. [Shipped via media rate USPS for $3 additional.]

These won't last at these prices and I am only offering the stock on hand at these prices. Quantities ARE limited. For example I have only ten cookbooks and maybe as many Playhouse Phantom.

Since I have more of them, I'll ship a two book set of Voodoo Virus and Marsh Monster for $12 postpaid (USPS media mail).

*shipped by USPS Priority box for $5 additional only.

FREE FREE FREE Copies of MARSH MONSTER

I'm giving away signed copies of MARSH MONSTER to ten people. YOU can be one of them! Here's how:

      1) Your last name can't be Zschomler (sorry family)
      2) You have to agree to read it right away
      3) You must agree to post a review*

     "This book was more exciting/tension filled than the first.

      Great job." ~ Suzi Goedert

Just send me your name, email address and shipping address. Write me a line about why you should be the one.

*on either Amazon or Goodreads or both (and your own Facebook or Twitter page would be nice, too).

CONTEST: Name That Book and Win

Okay, fans and followers: 

Market Research has indicated that ANTEBELLUM APPARITION is way too complex of a title for a middle reader (though I love it). In fact many adults have no idea what antebellum is (except for Lady Antebellum, the Grammy winner). Obviously the title of a book must reach out and speak to potential buyers. In a few words it must convey what the book is about.

I need a new title and I need YOU to help me. 

Rules are simple: You can submit as many ideas as you like. If you submit one that I like best I will use it. If no one submits one I like/use, no one wins.

The title must be only two words and both words must begin with the same letter and sound (ex: two hard P's or two P's with the F sound, not a mix of the two like in "Proscenium Phantom" but "Proscenium Poltergeist" would work, except that's too lofty). Short words--one to two syllables--are better.

The story concerns a Haunted House (if that weren't such an over used title it would be perfect)--actually an antebellum (pre-civil war) house that has been turned into a theater, very much like Vancouver's Slocum House and appears to be haunted. So I want the title to clearly say "ghost or haunted" and "house or theater" in some way.

While I like "Greenroom Ghost" as an alternative, not everyone knows what a greenroom is. However, lacking a better title (that YOU come up with) I will likely go with that.

What you get: 

If your entry is selected I will give you credit in the acknowledgement of the book AND you will receive a FREE personalized autographed copy.

Use the cover photo for inspiration. The contest closes June 30, 2013. (the book comes out Thanksgiving Day 2013.)

Think synonyms, use a Thesaurus, get creative but clear. And good luck!

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