Showing posts with label The Amish vs. The Zombies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Amish vs. The Zombies. Show all posts

Wednesday, November 18, 2015

Get a $2-5 Rebate Just for Buying My Book(s)

Just in time for Christmas:

Buy any one of my books on Amazon, take a picture of you holding it and send it to me at gregory.zschomler@gmail.com along with your address and I'll send you $2! That's right, two bucks for your photo with any one of my books! And if you buy all three Bayou Boys Adventures I'll send you five bucks!!! Now through Black Friday only. Previous purchases not eligible.



Friday, October 30, 2015

ZOMBIES Will Be Having Fun at the Library Saturday

Halloween they'll be seen at the Cannon Beach Library. Fun for all ages (eight and up) will be had at the ZOMBIE FEAST...uh, I'm mean, ZOMBIE FEST, October 31, 2015 from 1 to 3 p.m.

The event opens with icebreaker games and features me (author Gregory E. Zschomler). I'll be reading from my books The Amish vs. the Zombies and Voodoo Virus. And sharing zombie poems and songs, plus giving a zombie makeup demonstration (in which I'll be using items easily found around the house).

Plus they'll be games and treats and prizes! I'll have my books available for purchase.
The Bayou Boys Adventure series (pictured at right) will be on sale as a set of three for the special Holiday Pricing of $20.>

SPECIAL FEATURE: During the makeup demonstration I'll answer frequently asked questions and answering other questions from the audience. Questions about the "writer's life," publishing, makeup, and (most importantly) "why zombies?"

FREE MAKEUP TIP HERE.

Sunday, October 25, 2015

News: Book's Cover Model Becomes Family Member

I am pleased to share the news that my lovely cover model for The Amish vs. the Zombies (she's portraying the Amish protagonist Hannah Strovel, not the zombie), who's real name is Anna, married my nephew, Benjamin Murray.

A bit ironic, because, two years ago (at the age of 17), when she posed for the photos (and filmed the book's trailer) we had no idea she would become family. Pretty cool!

Anna (as Hannah) can be seen at the left.

Anna Murray with her new husband, Ben.

In the book Hannah is reluctant to marry and goes on an adventure to discover who she is only to bring trouble to her community.


The real wedding was wonderful and almost was 'Amish' as it was held at a farm in rural Clark County. The reception was in an indoor horse arena. The happy couple, Anna and Ben, are shown at the right.

Congratulations Ben and Anna (BenAnna)!


Hear the author read from the book at the Cannon Beach Library's Zombie Fest, Halloween between 1 and 3 p.m.

Sunday, October 18, 2015

Zombie Breakout at Cannon Beach Library!

It's true! Zombies will be having fun.


They'll be seen at the Cannon Beach Library on Halloween, October 31, 2015. Fun for all ages (eight and up) will be had at the ZOMBIE FEAST...uh, I'm mean, ZOMBIE FEST from 1 to 3 p.m.

The event features me (author Gregory E. Zschomler). I'll be reading from my books The Amish vs. the Zombies and Voodoo Virus.

And sharing zombie poems and songs, plus giving a zombie makeup demonstration (in which I'll be using items easily found around the house).

Plus they'll be games and treats and prizes!

Thursday, October 1, 2015

Library Censors "The Amish vs. the Zombies" for Banned Book Week

Interesting. It's Banned Book Week and, ironically, I was advised NOT to read from my book The Amish vs. the Zombies at the October 31 Zombie Fest I'm doing for the Cannon Beach Library. 


Huh?

Okay, so it seems this is a private/non-profit library, not a public library, and is, therefore, run by a board of directors. AND, it seems that one of the board members, of whom I was told is a high profile citizen of the community (read: money-shaker, policy maker), disapproved of the book. [The person obviously should NOT be in the library "business" and doesn't get the concept of "freedom of expression".] They haven't even read my book! 

Not only do they not get "zombies," but they highly disapproved of "making fun of the Amish." Which I do NOT do. I show great respect and accuracy.* But even if I did, the library carries material that I'm not all that fond of either. Should one person have such power?

Regardless, this is censorship. None-the-less, I agreed not to read from the book. I'll read from "Voodoo Virus" where I expose the falsehood in Hoodoo. Isn't that "bashing a religion"?

*And not only do I show respect for the Amish faith, I examine, without judgement, their position on pacifism (presenting three options of reaction to a predator threat that might be taken--flee, fight, and be eaten). The book is about making individual choices, forgiveness, and redemption.

What do YOU think?

Sunday, March 8, 2015

Proceeding with the Screenwriting Process for "AVZ"

I just finished my first pass study of David Trotter's The Screenwriter's Bible today [left]. Now I'm going through my book (The Amish vs. the Zombies) and marking the book's scenes which I will then copy descriptions of onto a 3 x 5 cards.

Then I will rearrange them, figure out how to consolidate them, or eliminate them for the screenplay. After that I'll write the screenplay treatment (synopsis). During this stage I'll be reading Save the Cat: The Last Screenwriting Guide You'll Ever Need.


Here's what follows:

A screenplay generally runs 110 pages and consists of three acts; the beginning (10-25 pages), the middle (probably about 60 pages or so), and the end (about 20 pages give or take). Each act is broken up by scenes and each scene is broken up by beats.

I speculate that the first draft and first revision of the synopsis to take about two weeks (about 80 man hours from the time I begin marking the book) after which time I will present it to my tutor for comment and suggested revision after which time I will do a rewrite. Assuming he then approves the rewrite at that time I will proceed to write the actual screenplay.

I expect the first draft of the screenplay will take me two months (nearly 300 man hours) which includes a couple rounds of revisions. After that there will likely be a few more rounds of revisions suggested by my tutor to get it polished and pitch presentable. Could be a couple drafts could be several, so the whole process could take anywhere from three to six months (?) depending on a variety of factors.

I'll keep you posted along the way.

Friday, March 6, 2015

Coming to a Theater Near You? Hollywood Developer likes "The Amish vs. the Zombies"; Encourages Screenplay

Pinch me, I may be dreaming. 


This past week I met with a Hollywood Developer concerning the possibility of a movie being made from my book The Amish vs. the Zombies. (Have you read it?)

Though the developer is a recent acquaintance I did not solicit this action nor did I suggest he read my book. He bought the book--interested in the subject matter--and read it on his own accord. He then asked me to lunch.

Since we'd met recently through a mutual friend I thought this was to be nothing more than a friendly, get-to-know-you chit chat. I knew we shared a fascination for Disney and I also knew a bit about his work in Hollywood and about his writing on film, culture and Christianity, but not much more.

Well, we did chat Disney and family and enjoy our lunch together, but then he said, "I have something to propose to you."

From the conversation that ensued it was clear that he'd not only read the book, but had done so critically, with a vision for a cinematic restructuring. He knew my characters and plot-points well. Seldom have I seen such an intellectual grasp of a book read but once. He carried all the names and situations in his head and could discuss them readily. (Only once before have I met someone who could do this so well. Anyway, it kinda blew me away.)

I could tell he'd done this many times before--and, indeed, he has, having seen thousands of scripts, pitched hundreds of treatments, and worked to develop dozens of projects. If I were to name some of the screenplays he's helped develop, some of filmmakers he's worked with, or the projects he's worked on you would recognize them, though you might not know his name.

Needless to say this is the real deal and I am very honored to even have this considered.


Do I have visions of grandeur? No. Though I am a dreamer, I am also a realist. I know that at any point throughout the development process the whole thing can die or languish. There may be no further interest when the script is pitched. Then again some filmmaker or producer or studio may option it (buy the rights), but then never see it into production. Still, it could be made, but never leave the can.

And even if it should make it past all the hurdles and see the light of day, it may not reach the big screen, but go direct to video. And either way, it may never make money. Though that is the primary goal every producer seeks, that would not be mine. Not that I wouldn't like to see the royalties from the film and increased book sales, mind you, but my main goal is to share my message.

Thus, given the opportunity with which I am presented there is no way I can ignore it.


I knew this right away, but I had to pray about it and ponder the practicality. As I looked at the situation I could see that it was clearly divinely orchestrated. The timing of everything lined up to culminate in this opportunity. All that remained was my willingness to give myself to the process. This would require quite a lot from me.

First, I would have to devote a huge effort and a very large chunk of my writing time to writing the treatment and, thereafter, the screenplay; which would first require my re-familiarizing myself with the stringent structure of the beasts. (You can't pitch a script that doesn't meet industry standards--no one will give you the time of day if you don't look like you know what you're doing.)

Second, that would mean I'd have to put aside many of my other writing projects [To Hell and Back and Alien Ambush are currently in process] and push back their anticipated release dates. It seemed I could do that without too much disruption if I worked very hard.

Finally, this would at the very least be a challenge, a great learning opportunity, and the chance to do something I'd only dreamed of. I could not pass it up. And should a film actually be made I've the chance to influence a great many more people than I could otherwise.

Do I have concerns? You bet, but I'm going to do this!


From the book's trailer shoot (see trailer below). Photo by Isaiah Zschomler
And so, with some trepidation and self-doubt, I am committing myself to tackling the project head-on. I take comfort in knowing that I have a good tutor working with me and that the Lord is with me.

My main concern is the knowledge that what is my work can, in the hands of others, be reshaped so much that it loses what I meant for it to be. It is important to me that some of my voice remain in the finished project, but more importantly that my message remain front and center and that I am not misrepresented. I would not want my material bastardized. For example, I don't want to see a work attributed to me that has gratuitous sex or nudity, expletives or a false worldview.

[It should be noted that a movie of my book as it stands written would be rated R for graphic violence. The violence is important, but could possibly be scaled back. The question is: Who is my audience? Who is likely to see this kind of film/story and what must be done to make it appealing to that demographic? Even without the violence the content of my book, due to "adult situations," would be PG-13. These are things which I must contemplate.]

At any rate, I've been assured that care can be taken to make sure that my intent is not altered. Part of that would be accomplished by creating a very strong screenplay (adapted myself) assuring that it doesn't need a rewrite. The other part is being careful of contracts and controlling into whose hands it is given.

"In Development"


And so, for the next six months this it what I will "live and breathe." There will be the study and analysis period (this month), the drafting of a treatment (synopsis showing the three act cinematic structure and plot-points) and showing this to the developer (next month), and the drafting of the screenplay through numerous improvements (May through September), each critiqued by the developer. [I am told there will be a minimum of five redrafts before he can pitch it.]

If at that point it is actually ready to pitch it may take a while to make the rounds, and that's a whole nuther ballgame, I will embrace when I come to it. Then, if it is optioned and goes into production, we are looking at a year minimum, probably more and as much as three (generally speaking), before the movie is released.



And then, I'll have to rewrite the book to match the movie. Can you picture a movie edition?

Sunday, March 1, 2015

MARCH MADNESS BOOK SALE: Low, Low Prices

That's right! I have some VERY Special Specials on select books beginning Monday, March 2 and running through Sunday, March 15, 2015 (limited to stock on hand). Now is the time to buy! Just look at these deep discounts:



Buy ALL three Bayou Boys Adventure books (for middle-readers) at the ridiculous price of $20 post-paid. That's right, twenty dollars even for Voodoo Virus, Marsh Monster and Playhouse Phantom, signed, sealed and delivered wherever you please (in the USA). I have never before offered this set at this low, low price. While on-hand supplies last; I only have seven full sets on hand. When they're gone that's it for this deal! (AND you'll be the first in line to purchase the forth and final book in the series, Alien Ambush, when it comes out near the end of the year.)

I have four additional copies of  Voodoo Virus (originally $6.99) on hand and these are now just $5 each (and ship for $2 more). I also have four additional copies of Marsh Monster (originally $8.99) for just $7 each (and ship for $3 more). The price on this one has never been so low.

Again limited to supplies on hand. Sorry, no additional copies of Playhouse Phantom are available (but you can buy it for full price online or through your favorite bookstore).

BONUS: If you order any of the above books or sets now I'll also throw in a slightly blemished* copy of The Amish vs. the Zombies for the cost of shipping ($2). Limited to seven on hand. *There's an almost unnoticeable printing error on the front cover. Due to some graphic  content (violence) the book is recommended for readers 16 and up.

I also have ten unblemished copies of The Amish vs. the Zombies available. They usually sell for $9.99 plus shipping, but you can have one signed, sealed and delivered for just $10 even. That's virtually FREE postage!

Plus, I have just two copies of Big Papa Zee's Cajun and Caribbean Cookbook on hand. And I'm letting them go for dirt cheap. This were printed prior to the inclusion of my recipes for my Ragin' Cajun and Caribbean Jerk seasonings. They sold for $5.99 online and I have never offered them for less than $5, but you can have one for just $3 post-paid. And I'll even throw in the seasoning recipes (printing on an insert). Wow!

The New Books, Too!


I now have eighteen more copies of my newest book Rocketman: From the Trailer Park to Insomnia and Beyond on hand. The book of humorous tales, poems and other writings (along with a mess of photos) "from my sleepless life and addled imagination" sells for $9.99, but you can have one of these (again signed, sealed and delivered) for $10 even. Again virtually FREE postage! This offer is limited to the supplies on hand.

I also have nine copies of my children's picture book "I'm Samson," said Sydney (illustrated by April Bullard) on hand. They usually sell for $14.99, but you can buy one now (signed, sealed, delivered) for just $12. That's right, the price includes shipping. This delightful book of lovely illustrations and playful verse will be loved by any child under six. Limited to the supply on hand.

Finally, I have an overstock (50 copies) of Lights, Camera, Worship! (my text for pastors and church techs) on hand. They normally sell for $14.99, but I'm letting them go for $10 plus $2 postage. I also have nine more copies of this title which have a misprinted spine (nothing was printed on it) that I will let go for $5 post-paid. That's the best deal I've got! This makes a great gift for your church.

Remember: ALL these super deals are limited to ONLY the stock I have on hand right now. Fiirst come, first served, and when they're gone they're gone.

Wednesday, December 10, 2014

Pick Up AVZ, the Book Everyone Who's Read LOVES

That's right, EVERYONE who's read it, has told me they loved it. 

And YOU can have it in your hands for a winter's read for just $7 to $12. 

Post paid and at your door.

Why the price range? Because I have a few with slightly blemished covers I'm willing to let go at the deep 50% discount. Signed, if you like. Want it for Kindle? That's on Amazon for even less.


Thursday, November 6, 2014

Reader Response for "The Amish vs. The Zombies"

"Finished your book 'The Amish vs The Zombies' last night. I think teens will like the goryness and the edginess of youth finding their way. The definition of true LOVE can ring true for those who think they have strayed too far for redemption."


Tuesday, November 4, 2014

SHELFIE: "The Amish vs. The Zombies" at Jupiter Books in Cannon Beach, Ore.

Whoops, there it is. Right in the front window of Jupiter Books in Cannon Beach, Oregon. 


Owner Watt Childress finished reading the The Amish vs. The Zombies this week and seems to have liked it enough to put it where it will get noticed: in the front window right next to the door.

Thanks Watt!

Over the course of last week, when I stopped in, he would tell me where he was at in the book and what he liked about the story. I'm looking forward to hearing his final comments this weekend.

He's also got Playhouse Phantom in his hands, maybe that will be next?

Anyone visiting Cannon Beach should stop in a see the collection of used and new books at Jupiter Books. Watt is great to talk with and he'll be happy to help you find what you're looking for.


Tuesday, October 21, 2014

I was Surprised and Joyed to Find THIS REVIEW Today


Full disclosure, I've become a Zschomler fan since I read his middle grade book Voodoo Virus. I backed the crowd funding campaign for this book knowing that it would be a true horror story. It's being marketed as a Y/A and I'll get back to that in a moment, I just wanted to start this by saying I'm a fan of the author and read, essentially an ARC copy of the book. I don't believe it'll bias my review, but decide for yourself.

When I see a title like "The Amish vs The Zombies" I think the author has something up his sleeve. Like he's surely got a treatment of the idea that lessons the impact, or its a spoof or something. Not in this case. Zschomler played it straight which is why I titled this review the way I did. If you see that title and think, "I'd probably like that book," then you definitely would. This is really well written. I read/ watch horror on rare occasions. I'm picky about it. The author really took the premise seriously.

If a Zombie outbreak occurred in a predominately Amish area, how would it come about, play out, and resolve? That's what he gives you in all it's frightening detail. It's really well written! The characters feel real and authentic, they are true to their beliefs, they have pretty normal responses to the horror that's thrust upon them. They grow as a result of their journey. This book punches aboveits weight.

If you are curious, read it for yourself!

Saturday, October 4, 2014

SHELFIE!

Photos by Andy R. Bunch

My book The Amish vs. The Zombies makes its appearance at the Portland Home & Garden Show. 


These are the last ones of AVZ that I have on hand. I sent six to the show and took four with me on my trip to Fresno (which my son sold to his co-workers). I'll be reordering in time for Christmas though. (Recommended for 13 and up.)

Also the last of Playhouse Phantom books are at the show, too. The story takes place on Halloween and so it would make a great book to purchase now. (I'll have some more of those by Thanksgiving as well.)

And don't forget: I have a new book for children coming out on November 22. "I'm Samson," said Sydney was written by me and illustrated by April Bullard.

BTW: You still have tomorrow to visit the show on Sunday.


Tuesday, July 29, 2014

I have but a few copies of The Amish vs. The Zombies left on hand. I can send them out post paid for just $10 (the cover price). Glad to personalize and sign them if you wish. Everyone who's read it has loved it. Just let me know.

Also, I have the Bayou Boys Adventure trilogy (Voodoo Virus, Marsh Monster, Playhouse Phantom) available. I'll send those out for $23 post paid. since I have a few more of Voodoo Virus, I'll let them go for $5 each, plus $2 postage (if you want to sample without a larger investment).

Drop me a line. It is time you read my work if you haven't.

Sunday, June 22, 2014

The Zombie Makeup from the AVZ Cover Shoot


Awesome! Reader Gives Five Star Review to AVZ

5.0 out of 5 stars Even the Amish community isn't immune to the zombie plague!June 19, 2014
Verified Purchase(What's this?)
This isn't just a story where the Amish battles zombies. Thanks to Gregory's research, the Amish characters are very authentic and the reader learns a lot about the Amish beliefs and traditions. This is a christian story written by a christian writer ironically with zombies. The ending to the story is just perfect, not going to give anything away. This is a very fun read and even though I'm an Englischer, I still related to the characters and their conflicts of belief in this good vs evil story. This is a book worth reading for zombie and christian fiction lovers.

Written by: Derek Ailes, Author "Zombie Command: Demon's Unleased" 

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Thursday, June 19, 2014

AVZ on Amazon Kindle Email Promo


I was thrilled to see that The Amish vs. The Zombies was listed (featured at the top) of Amazon Kindle's email blast today! That could lead to a few sales (one hopes). Thank you Amazon.com.

Did YOU get it?

If you've got a Kindle like me it only takes a minute and you have the book in hand for $4.99 period. No postage. BAM! Like magic. And if you've got PRIME, well, right now there's no charge to borrow the book (for a limited window of time).

Tuesday, June 10, 2014

READER REVIEW: The Amish vs. The Zombies

"Get a copy. It is a great read. And it leaves you with something to ponder. I know it sounds 'silly' with the Zombie stuff, but really, it will give you some great food for thought. And it won't be brains."

Sunday, June 8, 2014

BOOK TRAILER: The Amish vs. The Zombies

Here it is, the BOOK TRAILER for "The Amish vs. The Zombies." A special thanks and shout out to my actors Anna B. and Hezekiah Z.; my cameraman, Isaiah Zschomler; my producer, Ruth Zschomler; and my voice actor, Leah Keele. Directed and Edited by moi. Music by Backtraxx.



You may purchase the book, beginning June 21 (2014) at Interstellar Overdrive, Paper Tiger Coffee Roasters, and Salmon Creek Shipping in Vancouver; Jacobson's Books in Hillsboro; or online at Amazon.com, Barnes and Nobel.com, Createspace.com or through the author's website.